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hm

5 min read
stolen from wawhii

If we were drunk I would...
[ ] Try to fight you
[ ] Hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I freakin' love you man"
[ ] Vomit on you and pass out
[ ] We don't drink
[ ] Tell you my complex backstory
[ ] Awkwardly flirt with you
[ ] Leave to try and get laid
[ ] Walk up to you and burp

To me you are...
[ ] Meh...
[ ] Sexy as heck
[ ] Pretty cool
[ ] Really cool
[ ] My dearest
[ ] FREAKING AWESOME
[ ] Creepy
[ ] Amazing
[ ] Interesting
[ ] That guy

If we went on a date...
[ ] Nope
[ ] Treat you with class
[ ] Take you to a disco
[ ] Get all "touchy feely"
[ ] Spend the entire date using crappy pick up lines
[ ] Attempt to cup a feel
[ ] Try to impress you and inevitably fail
[ ] Look at you saying "I can't believe I got this far..."
[ ] Sit and watch Netfilx, in pj's, eating food, on my couch with you

I would...
[ ] Date you
[ ] Hang out with you
[ ] Beat the crap out of you
[ ] Show you these amazing new shoes that I got for only $17.99
[ ] Sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
[ ]Take A freaking bullet for you man
[ ] Force you to play Catmario
[ ] Kill you
[ ] Grab you by the shoulders look you deep in the eyes and whisper, "What the actual f--"

If you looked out the window at midnight I would...
[ ] Hold a boom box out over my head and play a romantic song
[ ] Be hiding the bushes
[ ] Passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
[ ] Be singing ,,Hungry Like the Wolf"
[ ] Try to explain to you why I am naked and holding a gas can full of live bats
[ ] Throw random stuff at your window
[ ] Stay for a while staring (not in a creepy way)
[ ] Not be stalking you at midnight like a creep

If we lived together...
[ ] Argue all the time
[ ] We'd have 'fun' every night
[ ] Watch movies
[ ] Prank call
[ ] Chat
[ ] Play fight
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Kiss
[ ] Watch TV
[ ] Throw an epic party
[ ] Make out
[ ] Whatever you want
[ ] I wouldn't want to live with you

If we kissed by accident, I would...
[ ] Bite your lip softly
[ ] Kiss you back
[ ] Slap you (s0ftly)
[ ] Laugh about it
[ ] Stand there wondering if I should kiss you again
[ ] Think ,,What the heck just happened"
[ ] It wouldn't happen
[ ] It'll never ever ever ever happen, so don't get your hopes up

If you held my hand, I would...
[ ] Lock my fingers in between yours
[ ] Stand there like wtf are you doing
[ ] Let you keep it
[ ] Pull away
[ ] Idk
[ ] Blush like crazy

If you hugged me, I would...
[ ] Hug you back
[ ] Push away
[ ] Be shocked
[ ] I wouldn't hug you
[ ] Stand there awkwardly

Would I date you?
[ ] Yeah
[ ] Maybe
[ ] Nahhhhh
[ ] Idk
[ ] Nah we're basically brother/sister
[ ] Already am
[ ] Already taken

If we walked home together, I'd/we'd...
[ ] Hold your hand
[ ] Push you in a bush
[ ] Trip you and run
[ ] Make lots of selfies
[ ] Give you a biiiiiiig hug
[ ] Have a heart to heart conversation
[ ] Act like idiots

In 10 years, I see you...
[ ] Pregnant
[ ] A famous person
[ ] Model
[ ] Crackhead
[ ] Same as now
[ ] Athlete
[ ] Partying every night
[ ] In university

I can see us...
[ ] Living together
[ ] Being close
[ ] Not talking
[ ] Married
[ ] Chilling
[ ] Partying together

You should...
[ ] Talk to me more
[ ] Chill with me
[ ] Write on my wall
[ ] Stop being a stranger
[ ] Text me
[ ] Call me
[ ] Skype with me
[ ] Put this as your journal so I can comment on it
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ooo a meeemmeee

2 min read
stolenborrowed from wawhii

❥⚬R͟e͟a͟l͟ N͟a͟m͟e͟: nah
❥⚬A͟g͟e͟: i'd rather not
❥⚬R͟a͟c͟e͟: vietnamese/laos
❥⚬N͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟a͟l͟i͟t͟y: american
❥⚬R͟e͟l͟i͟g͟i͟o͟n͟: buddhist
❥⚬S͟t͟a͟t͟u͟s͟: missing someone
❥⚬B͟i͟r͟t͟h͟d͟a͟y͟: october 1st
❥⚬Z͟o͟d͟i͟a͟c͟: libra
❥⚬H͟a͟i͟r͟ C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟: black
❥⚬E͟y͟e͟ C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟: dark brown
❥⚬H͟a͟v͟e͟ T͟a͟t͟t͟o͟o͟s͟?: nah
❥⚬P͟i͟e͟r͟c͟i͟n͟g͟s͟?: ye
❥⚬W͟e͟a͟r͟ G͟l͟a͟s͟s͟e͟s͟?: yee

→ Dσ Yσυ. . .

❥⚬W͟r͟i͟t͟e͟?: sometimes
❥⚬R͟o͟l͟e͟p͟l͟a͟y͟?: sometimes
❥⚬S͟i͟n͟g͟?: eh, i'm bad at singing even though friends at school think i'm good
❥⚬D͟r͟a͟w͟?: hm *looks at gallery full of ebf and shipping* nah i don't think so
❥⚬E͟d͟i͟t͟?: nah
❥⚬E͟x͟e͟r͟c͟i͟s͟e͟?: i go hiking mountains sometimes
❥⚬P͟l͟a͟y͟ S͟p͟o͟r͟t͟s͟?: NO
❥⚬D͟a͟n͟c͟e͟?: eh
❥⚬R͟e͟a͟d͟?: sometimes
❥⚬W͟o͟r͟k͟?: wait are you talking about a job or
❥⚬B͟l͟o͟g͟?: nope
❥⚬D͟r͟i͟n͟k͟?: not old enough for alcohol
❥⚬C͟o͟o͟k͟?: small things
❥⚬B͟a͟k͟e͟?: i'd like to learn how to bake
❥⚬P͟l͟a͟y͟ a͟n͟ I͟n͟s͟t͟r͟u͟m͟e͟n͟t͟?: i play the violin

→ Fανσяιтє . . .

❥⚬C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟?: green and purple
❥⚬A͟n͟i͟m͟a͟l͟?: birds and cats
❥⚬B͟o͟o͟k͟?: Eragon
❥⚬M͟o͟v͟i͟e͟?: Big Hero 6/Zootopia
❥⚬A͟n͟i͟m͟e͟?: i don't watch anime but a childhood favorite was Lucky Star
❥⚬T͟V͟ S͟h͟o͟w͟?: eh
❥⚬C͟h͟a͟r͟a͟c͟t͟e͟r͟?: im gay for anna
❥⚬A͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟?: my girlfriend
❥⚬S͟o͟n͟g͟?: i dunno
❥⚬S͟i͟n͟g͟e͟r͟?: eh
❥⚬B͟a͟n͟d͟?: Icon for Hire and Glass Animals
❥⚬M͟a͟n͟g͟a͟?: Soul Eater is 'aight
❥⚬A͟c͟t͟o͟r͟?: eh
❥⚬S͟u͟b͟j͟e͟c͟t͟?: science, art, orchestra
❥⚬S͟c͟e͟n͟t͟?: mint leaves, phở
❥⚬F͟o͟o͟d͟?: phở and sushi were always favorites of mine (i'm way too asian lmao)
❥⚬D͟r͟i͟n͟k͟?: soda and sweet tea
❥⚬Q͟u͟o͟t͟e͟?: "Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared." —Buddha

→ Rσмαи¢є~

❥⚬S͟e͟x͟u͟a͟l͟i͟t͟y͟?: demi
❥⚬C͟r͟u͟s͟h͟i͟n͟g͟?: matt and hanna
❥⚬B͟f͟/ G͟f͟: matt and hanna
❥⚬E͟v͟e͟r͟ G͟e͟t͟ M͟a͟r͟r͟i͟e͟d͟?: not yet
❥⚬D͟i͟v͟o͟r͟ce?: no
❥⚬I͟r͟l͟ o͟r͟ O͟n͟l͟i͟n͟e͟?: irl is preferable but i'm stuck doing long distance and it hurts

→ Tнιѕ Oя Tнαт

❥⚬T͟e͟a͟ o͟r͟ C͟o͟f͟f͟e͟e͟?: coffee
❥⚬W͟i͟i͟ o͟r͟ X͟b͟o͟x͟?: gross
❥⚬H͟a͟r͟r͟y͟ P͟o͟t͟t͟e͟r͟ o͟r͟ P͟e͟r͟c͟y͟ J͟a͟c͟k͟s͟o͟n͟?: ew
❥⚬F͟l͟o͟w͟e͟r͟s͟ o͟r͟ C͟h͟o͟c͟o͟l͟a͟t͟e͟s͟?: FLOWERS
❥⚬M͟o͟n͟e͟y͟ o͟r͟ P͟r͟e͟s͟e͟n͟t͟s͟?: eh
❥⚬G͟a͟m͟e͟ B͟o͟y͟ o͟r͟ D͟S͟?: eeehhh
❥⚬D͟e͟s͟k͟t͟o͟p͟ o͟r͟ L͟a͟p͟t͟o͟p͟?: laptop
❥⚬C͟o͟u͟n͟t͟r͟y͟ o͟r͟ J͟a͟z͟z͟?: jazz
❥⚬E͟a͟r͟b͟u͟d͟s͟ o͟r͟ H͟e͟a͟d͟p͟h͟o͟n͟e͟s͟?: earbuds
❥⚬T͟r͟u͟m͟p͟ o͟r͟ H͟i͟l͟l͟a͟r͟y͟?: fuck politics they're both literallly the devil
❥⚬D͟o͟g͟ o͟r͟ C͟a͟t͟?: cat
❥⚬S͟o͟d͟a͟ o͟r͟ J͟u͟i͟c͟e͟?: SODA
❥⚬H͟o͟t͟ T͟o͟p͟i͟c͟ o͟r͟ A͟e͟r͟o͟p͟o͟s͟t͟a͟l͟e͟?: both are gross
❥⚬P͟u͟b͟l͟i͟c͟ o͟r͟ P͟r͟i͟v͟a͟t͟e͟ S͟c͟h͟o͟o͟l͟?: public
❥⚬B͟a͟c͟o͟n͟ o͟r͟ S͟a͟u͟s͟a͟g͟e͟?: sausage (insert sexual innuendo here)
❥⚬M͟u͟f͟f͟i͟n͟ o͟r͟ S͟c͟o͟n͟e͟?: muffinnsss
❥⚬S͟l͟e͟e͟p͟ o͟r͟ N͟e͟x͟t͟ E͟p͟i͟s͟o͟d͟e͟?: sleepp
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stolenborrowed from Kanga21

[do you like . . .]
◌ small hugs? ye
◌ big hugs? YESSSS
◌ lip kisses? yup
◌ cheek kisses? also yup
◌ neck kisses? i'm not legally required to answer this
◌ forehead kisses? sure
◌ making out? i dunno
◌ cuddling? of course
◌ spooning? MY FAVORITE TYPE OF CUDDLING
◌ holding hands? yee
◌ nose booping? yeeeee
◌ tracing circles on skin? nah, that gives me a weird tingly feeling
◌ being carried? CARRY ME
◌ carrying others? i wish lmao

○ do you have a crush? yup
○ are you in any kind of relationship? quite lovely ones <3
○ have you been kissed before? by family
○ would you want your partner to be taller or shorter than you? i don't care too much, but i am very fond of taller people
○ what's your dream date? either going out for a nice dinner or just a quiet day inside cuddling
○ have you ever confessed to a crush? yup
○ are you open to a poly relationship? i'm in one
○ do you have a fb crush? ew facebook
○ what is one thing that always makes you blush? i can't blush, but i would say whenever matt or hanna calls me a cutie
○ what's your fave petname? hun
○ stargazing or a city skyline? stargazing
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eh

3 min read
borrowed from wawhii

IF YOU KISSED ME, I WOULD:
[] Kiss back.
[] Blush.
[] Slap you.
[] Stare at you, wondering if we would kiss again.
[] Laugh about it.
[] Bite your lip.
[] If you work hard for it, maybe the tongues will play.
[] Let there be war. Tongue war.
[] Take it further.

[] Push you away.
[] We wouldn't.
[] Sorry, my lips are not give-away gifts.

IF YOU HUGGED ME, I WOULD:
[] Hug back.
[] Pull you closer.
[] Push you away.
[] Let you hug me.
[] F*cking suplex you.
[] Squirm out and run away.
[] We wouldn't.

IF WE GOT MARRIED, I WOULD:
[] Have children with you.
[] Divorce you.
[] Probably have a side guy/girl.
[] Be faithful.
[] Kill you in your sleep.
[] Be the best wife/husband.
[] We wouldn't.
[] Heh, married? I don't think we're ready to go on that level just yet.

WOULD I DATE YOU:
[] In a heartbeat.
[] I already did.
[] I am right now.
[] I would but it probably wouldn't work.
[] Maybe.
[] If you asked.
[] No.
[] I guess it all depends.

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU:
[] Kick you out.
[] Scream.
[] Cuddle.
[] Smash.
[] Chill.
[] Look at you and go back to sleep.
[] Pose like a model until you woke up.
[] Go hide quietly and pop out of a closet when you get up.
[] Make you breakfast.
[] Kiss you.
[] I wouldn't.
[] In your dreams.

IF WE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER, IT WOULD BE:
[] Boy.
[] Girl.
[] A surprise.
[] A unicorn or something because that shit is gonna be magical.
[] We wouldn't.

HOW DID WE MAKE IT:
[] The condom broke.
[] You didn't pull out in time.
[] On purpose.
[] We were drunk.
[] It just happened.
[] Biologically impossible.
[] Adoption.

OUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE:
[] Together.
[] On and off.
[] Friends with benefits.
[] Friends.
[] F*ck buddies.
[] I wouldn't date you.
[] We're family.
[] IDEK

YOU SHOULD:
[] Hug me when you see me next.
[] Note me.
[] Talk to me more.
[] Chill with me.
[] Nothing.
[] I don't know.
[] Make this as your journal so I can comment, too!
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