i'm only asian because i actually am asian

stolenborrowed from HannaDianaMagic

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. 
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. 
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." 
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. 
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. 
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. 
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. 
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. 
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. 
[ ] You love the beach. 
[/] Sometimes you swear without realizing. 
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 
[ ] You are tanned. 
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. 
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: .5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. 
[/] Your last name ends in a vowel. 
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. 
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. 
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. 
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (im literally only an inch under i hate life)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is 
[XXX] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands. 
Total: 3.5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. 
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. 
[x] You talk fast occasionally. 
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. (You mean the tree, right?)
Total: 1

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha. 
[ ] You get cold easily. 
[ ] Rain is fun for you. 
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. 
[XXX] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from
Ireland.
[x] You have hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. 
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say (n slur) casually
[ ] You have nappy hair. 
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (dont ask how)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 
[x] You like chicken. 
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (quite the opposite)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. 
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[XXXX] You like rice a lot. (the asian stereotypes are true
[x] You are good at math. 
[x] You have played the piano. 
[x] You have a family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 
[x] Most people think you're chinese. (its so annoying)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. 
Total: 6

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. (I dun think I have tasted it ;v
[ ] You Speak some German. 
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (by the way hanna, you're 5'1", you're a smol bean)
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. 
[ ] You know what poutine is. 
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. 
Total: 1